need a laugh...

[sean13ducks]

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE Black guy standing next to him. The big guys sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:

"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 14 inch penis, 1 pound left testicle, 1 pound right testicle,...Turner Brown."



The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guys says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weight 350 pounds, I have a 14 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 1 pound, my right testicle weighs 1 pound, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said "Turn around."

[redwine]

HA! HA! That's hilarious!! Good one..I'm still laughing..lol...

[redwine]

Let me share this one..

The Beer Prayer

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hollowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer. The bitter and The lager
Forever and ever,
Bar men.

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